Ross from Friends directing a movie about child abuse, are you fucking kidding me? Oh, how I was wrong about him, because this turned out to be one of the best movies that I have seen in a last few months. Everything was perfect, from acting to story, which was so disturbing and intense that [...]
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Our name is Legion for we are Many! Updated!
With the MegaUpload and MegaVideo being raided by the FBI and SOPA, the war has begun. Like a script from a science fiction movie, The Corporations started to enforce their rules in an effort to make even more money and cage and imprison the minds and later bodies of the entire humanity. Anonymous attacked a [...]
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Lock-Out new Luc Besson movie
It turns out that new Luc Besson movie is going to be an updated version of Escape From New York, judging from the trailer. Starring Guy Pearce (L.A. Confidential, Ravenous, Memento) and pretty girl Maggie Grace ( Taken, Faster,{and then} Lost) and one of my favourite bad/russian guys Peter Stormare, it has basically the same plot as Carpenters masterpiece [...]
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Seven Psychopaths coming in 2012
I just love these titles, suggesting that there will be a gathering of some sort, and when the people gathering are psychopaths you know that only good things can come out of it (we laughed, we tortured, good times . Directed by In Bruges director Martin McDonagh, it is going to be a mix of [...]
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Terminator 5: Destiny Unknown
OK, the first Terminator was really good for its time, introducing a relatively known concept with a strong lead (Schwarzenegger), and the second part was just so nineties cool. I consider both of them movies that I can watch anytime (anytime, anytimeee…) anywhere, the third installment was relatively watchable and the fourth was pushing it. [...]
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The Darkest Hour new Science Fiction movie from Timur Bekmambetov
I hope they die, I hope they all fucking die! Another mainstream crappy movie starring some attractive and highly fuckable teenagers who somehow survived the end of the fucking world. Well, I guess disasters, aliens, criminals and others just love pretty people, and they leave them alone to fuck up there plans. This reminds me [...]
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The Thing 2011 is not a remake of The Thing 1982 but a prequel
I had no fucking idea that one of my favourite movies is in the butchering shop, but that first awkward feeling of milking remake soon went away as I kept reading and found out that this is a prequel. Much like the Prometheus (Alien sort of prequel) this new movie will focus on the events [...]
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World War Z movie coming in 2012
I guess you figured out by now that there is an ongoing zombie movie infestation (and with The Walking Dead series their trying to branch out), and one of the most popular zombie books is about to be turned into a movie. Max Brooks, not to be mistaken with Mel Brooks , is a writer [...]
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After District 9 comes Elysium, not a sequel
After great success that Neill Blomkamp had with District 9 (that was bonerefic) he decided that his next project will be Elysium, also a science fiction movie but not connected with D9. The story is set 150 years into the future on another planet, and it will have the similar vibe to D9, in socio-political way. So [...]
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Hyperion movie coming…
Based on the masterpiece written by Dan Simmons (if you have not read them, now is the time, especially if you like science fiction) this movie was supposed to come out in 2012, but now the release date has been pushed to 2013. The director will be Scott Derrickson (The Day the Earth Stood Still, [...]
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Prometheus, will he get away with the fire?
It has been know for a while now that Ridley Scott, and greedy movie studios wanted to continue with the Alien franchise, especially since Predators did so well. Some smelled money and some smelled opportunity. So far we know that this movie (or movies since there could be two of them) is a prequel to an [...]
Although you might think that this is just another eighties flick, you are wrong. With a great and very original story, full of twists and turns it keeps fast paced action and mystery ’till the end. And when you add aliens to this story you get strangely good creature movie. The cast is excellent and [...]
Ten years after his last movie (Ghosts of Mars) Mr. John Carpenter returns with just a puff instead of a big bang. But, I guess this is my fault from expecting more from one of my favourite directors. I have a feeling that Carpenter will have trouble finding his place in modern cinema. Maybe this [...]
Loosely based on the original Mother’s Day (this was a Troma flick which makes the quality of the remake almost comprehensible) from 1980 this updated version took the premise to a much higher level and created a very intense and suspenseful movie. Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw II, III, IV) and set in a [...]
If you are looking for a silly, almost eighties horror/comedy with a lot of nudity look no more! Directed by the legend of the genre Fred Olen Ray (Girl with the Sex-Ray Eyes, Super Ninja Bikini Babes…) this movie is hilarious, it has everything that you could ask for: nudity (a lot of nudity), bad [...]
When I saw the poster for this movie with Mr. Matthew McConaughey in a lead role I figured that it will be another random boring flick, but seeing it is based on a book, I decided to check it out. And it was surprisingly good thriller, although the title is not much connected to the [...]
Here is another eighties horror movie, and if you have seen the rest of them (Critters, The Blob, Fright Night…) you exactly know what to expect, a cheesy entertainment perfect for relaxing. I guess that is the part of appeal of these flicks, there will be scary and funny scenes with mandatory nudity present (there [...]
Based on a short story by Philip K. Dick (Blade Runner, Total Recall, Screamers) The Adjustment Bureau is a perfect example of how you can butcher a perfectly good idea and turn it into a romantic piece of shit. I just had to get that out my system, because I love Dick`s stories so much, [...]
Well, here we are with this strange video material that seems to resemble a movie… Zack Snyder (300, Dawn Of The Dead) directed it, and I must say that I found it very entertaining, but it`s not perfect. If there is such a thing as sensory overload, he accomplished it here. I most movies we [...]
I seem to like almost everything that is connected to Simon Pegg and when Nick Frost is also present that is truly awesome. This duet is behind some of my favourite (and I will not correct this anymore, fucking favorite, it is favourite) movies (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) and Paul is the newest edition to [...]
Here’s another movie for all you texas holdem, gambling, cheating sons of bitches. It is interesting to see John C. Reilly in another conman movie (the first one was Hard Eight), he seems to be doing rather well in these sorts of movies, especially as a guy who has some brains unlike the rest of [...]
You know that mixture of horror and comedy that worked so well in the eighties, well here is proof that you can still do the same thing after ten years… Featuring very interesting cast, with some really awesome actors like Brendan Gleeson, Oliver Platt and Betty White that carried the movie till the end. Creature [...]
With an imdb rating of 4.4 and 2000 votes, you would think that this is just another generic piece of shit. You would be wrong. I do not know what in the world possessed people to hate this movie, but it deserves at least a 5 or 6 (unless they were expecting a porno movie). [...]
I have to admit that this movie was a frightening experience for me. I don`t know why it was so scary, but during the entire movie I was on the edge of my seat (I mean bed). Many say that it is a mixture of more popular movies like Poltergeist, Paranormal Activity, The Exorcist and [...]
Stake Land, huh, this mixture of The Road, Zombieland and other post-apocalyptic movies is pretty watchable. And don`t be fooled by the adrenaline filled bloodbath at the beginning of the movie, it is pretty slow, but for fans of post-apocalyptic settings (they thrown in vampires and zombies to cover those fans also) it is a [...]
First of all, I did read this comic when I was a kid, not a lot but still enough to remember the main characters and the story. Now, this movie tried to do an almost impossible task of making a good comic adaptation on a limited budget, hence the changes in setting and characters. And [...]
Based on the original movie from 1958, this eighties remake is great. Actually there is a new The Blob project, and Rob Zombie was slated to direct this new version, but he backed out (I think that it would suck). The budget was pretty big, considering the genre, and the year so the special effects [...]
You could say that Rango is just another animated movie for children, but you would be wrong if you say it isn`t for adults. Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean, The Ring, The Mexican) showed that he is an amazing and very versatile director. They tried to explain how the world works and more importantly [...]
Directed by Farelly brothers(Stuck on You, Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin, There’s Something About Mary) this comedy although it presents itself as a very politically incorrect, anything goes movie is nothing more than romantic comedy seen a thousand times before. There are a few outrages scenes and jokes, but when you look at it as a [...]
This is Romero`s third zombie movie (Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead), and you can expect nothing less than perfection from the Zombie master. In this movie he tried to explain more of the Zombie nature and why are they the way they are, their actions, motivation and much more. The production [...]
