Zeka On August - 28 - 2009

Another addition to our section Movies so bad that they are good. Shark Attack 3 And this movie is outragous, it holds some of the world records in the bad movie competitions. First prize for the BEST MOVIE PICK UP LINE EVER and BEST COMBINATION OF DIFFERENT SHOTS PUT TOGETHER. I think that the whole cast was paid off by Colgate or some dentists, because they are grinning and smiling all the time, it`s not enough that we have to look at shark teeth but we have to look at theirs too.

Next we have a guy fishing, and that shot is combined with some archive footage of some big fish, when they first figured out that they do not have to make their own scenes of sharks or sea, they said my god this is a gold mine, so get used to seeing national geographic shots of sharks combined with movie footage. The boat is at full throttle, and then there`s the shot of out main guy sitting and just chillin in an anchored boat. And then there is that strange boat steering wheel, because the more you turn it to the left or to the right the more faster the boat goes. The list goes on and on, but thats the beauty of this movie, there is something left up to you to discover. A fuckin Masterpiece.

Director: David Worth

Cast: John Barrowman, Jenny McShane, Ryan Cutrona, Bashar Rahal, George Stanchev

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ 

Fun Facts: Filming Locations: Sofia, Bulgaria

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313597/

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