Advertised as a new masterpiece, coming to us from Steven Spielberg and involving aliens this movie is exactly the same as its title. Even history channel plugged it into its show Ancient Aliens, or they used it for promotion of the show, nevertheless this circle-jerk was pretty lame. First of all there is no way [...]

First of all, I did read this comic when I was a kid, not a lot but still enough to remember the main characters and the story. Now, this movie tried to do an almost impossible task of making a good comic adaptation on a limited budget, hence the changes in setting and characters. And [...]

Luc Besson decided to turn a comic Les Aventures extraordinaires d’Adèle Blanc-Sec into this movie, whether this was a good move for him I do not know, but I was entertained by a movie. Adele is more sexier than in the comic (there is a pretty hot bathtub scene), and she is a female, French [...]

With the upcoming remake (or reboot, redraw whatever the fuck they call it) of this movie, it is prime time to check out the original movie starring the irreplaceable Sylvester Stallone ( I mean that in a funny context) and Max von Sydow (not funny, he is great). I think that they could have use [...]

This is the most outrageous and over-the-top karate and gore movie of all times! It is so ridiculously violent and bloody that you just have to see it, after this movie you will laugh at Martyrs and other scary flicks. Meet Ricky (in this Japanese movie the main character is called Ricky) he is a [...]

So we are starting a new category, Fantasy Films of the 80s, and of course we are starting with Flash Gordon. Flash oooohhhoooo, after you have seen the movie this will be clear. Anywhoo, I do not know why, but during the eighties, studios were fascinated by grand, bigger than life, movies with big sets, [...]

I guess this should be the Blade Runner of this decade, and they almost pulled it off. Although it is based on a comic, this movie incorporates some original elements. And the word original should be taken with some consideration in this movie, since apart from few ideas that are original it uses the classical [...]

Although I really love his bands White Zombie and Rob Zombie, Roberts movies are very, fuck I can`t even find a word to describe it. Sometimes it is not enough that you are a movie fan to be successful director. Based on his comic book, this movie does not have a solid plot or a [...]

The mother-load of all versus movies, you know  the type Frankenstein vs. Dracula and all the others( I do not know if you heard but there is a movie called Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl, yeah its Japanese). This time they gathered all the monsters that appeared throughout the centuries and united them in fight [...]

Oh boy, this movie is great. Everything in it is  just perfect, the camera, that vibe it`s like a bubbling pot of testosterone, that spills over to the viewer. It helps you escape to some secret, alternative world, where the women are easy and beautiful and man dangerous and rough. Robert Rodriguez helped with the [...]

I thought that this would be another classical based  on a comic movie, but it is not. It shows superheros as ordinary people with their faults and characteristics that you would find in any of us. Visual effects are amazing, some of the scenes I had to rewind to see them again, to see that [...]

A little older movie, but still with good visual quality (I think that even today they are making movies that look much crappier than this one). The whole movie has that cool dark vibe to it; tag line is war between heaven and hell, with its peons, minions and victims. Al Simmons is hitman who [...]

I hope that you will overcome language differences and see this South Korean movie, because it`s a fuckin master piece. Oh Dae-Su was imprisoned for fifteen years but not in jail, when he is finally released he`s looking for blood and reason for his incarceration. Ultimate story of built up anger and revenge with lots [...]

Both movies are ok, but I think that the first one was way better. The other one has a different feel to it, more tormented, nothing to lose, not so happy feel, unlike the first one which was more lively and happy feel to it. And then again, lots of gore and cool effects in [...]