Movie Rants

Jesus is this movie slow or what? When I first saw it, I immediately had an insatiable desire to check it out; Colin, Greek director and generally arousing theme about social constructs. However, upon viewing...

This movie didn't make it in the regular review section, but instead ended up in the random mainstream crappy movie category. The only reason why I am including it in the reviews is to try to counterbalance...

Sleeping Beauty - An artsy-fartsy movie with Emily Browning (Lemony Snicket, Sucker Punch) naked almost all the time - these were my expectations when I played this movie late last night (or it was early...

This is really getting old, they release a remake of an already perfect movie from 80/90-ties and then I start trashing it. Dear lord was this a mistake, I bet that poor Philip K. Dick is rolling in his grave...

I was so disappointed after the movie was finished... And that feeling was enhanced by that awesome first part of the movie. Bleak, post-apocalyptic world, where there is no religion and every man fights for...

In this case I must join the popular opinion: visually stunning, but lacks the story and the heart. And this is a stretch also, I mean, I know that the effects are amazing but they are supposed to HELP the...

We are starting our top three 1997 disaster movie list with this epic. At number three it is the worst among them, and the reason for that is totally unrealistic and pretentious script. Especially towards the...

What an unholy movie... I first thought to put it in the movies so bad that they are good section, but this movie was so outrageously commercial and disgusting that it's hard to even think about it. To my...

Here's one more in the sea of horror movies supposedly based on true events. If you want to enjoy in this movie, please see it now and do not read what is about to follow (as one of the imdb comments...

I do not like Woody Allen movies. There, I said it. I guess I can't get past the characters that seem so delightfully lost in their own ignorance that they just irritate me immensely. Basically these are all...