Ears (0-5) are our overall verdict on a film; the carrot meter (0-100%) is how confident we are you won't regret hitting play tonight specifically. Both are a single editorial call, never an aggregated score.
Do you accept sponsored reviews or paid placements?
No. Every review on this site is our own honest opinion — nothing here is sponsored or paid for.
How often do you add new reviews?
We're adding new reviews on a rolling basis, mixing overlooked older titles with current releases, rather than dumping everything at once.
Can I search for a specific movie?
Yes — use the search icon in the header (or press “/”) to jump straight to any review by title.
How do I find reviews for a specific genre?
Use the genre links in the header, or the “Browse by genre” section below, to see every review we've published in Thriller, Horror, Comedy, Science-Fiction, Action, Drama or Fantasy.
Do you review new releases or only older movies?
Both — new releases go up as we watch them, and we're steadily working back through older titles that deserve more attention than they got when they first came out. There's no cutoff date; the only bar is whether we think a film is genuinely worth recommending.
Are your reviews spoiler-free?
The Story section at the top of each review sticks to setup only — nothing past what a trailer or synopsis would already give away. The full review below it may go deeper into what happens, so the Story blurb alone is the safe stopping point if you'd rather go in cold.
Only Movies Worth Watching
Rabbit Reviews exists for one reason: to tell you plainly whether a movie is worth your evening. No padding to hit a word count, no five aggregated scores standing in for an actual opinion, no sponsored placement dressed up as a recommendation.
Every review here is one honest take, rated in ears and carrots instead of stars out of five, because stars pretend to be more scientific than they are. If we don't think something's worth watching, we say so. If we do, we tell you exactly why — genre by genre, one rabbit hole at a time.
Every score also comes from an actual, complete viewing — not a synopsis skim or a trailer impression. If we haven't watched something start to finish, it doesn't get rated here. That's slower than running review copy off a press kit, but it's the only way a number like "worth your time" ends up meaning something specific to the film in front of you, instead of a guess dressed up as a verdict.
That same standard holds however wide the net gets cast. A slasher earning its scares honestly gets the same scrutiny as an awards-season drama — genre isn't a discount code for a lower bar, and prestige isn't a shortcut past one either. Browse by mood as easily as by category: something to unwind to after a long day, something to argue about afterward, something worth a second watch because the first pass missed half of what it was doing. Every genre hub sorts by score first, so the strongest recommendation in any given lane is always the first thing you see, not buried under whatever happened to publish most recently.
