Why "Rabbit Reviews"
One good movie tends to lead straight to the next — a director you now trust, an actor worth following, a genre you didn't know you liked. That's the rabbit hole this site is named for. It's also why ratings here are ears and carrots instead of stars: stars pretend to be more scientific than they are, as if 3.5 out of 5 means something precise and comparable across every reviewer who's ever used the scale. Ears and carrots don't pretend that. They're just this site's honest call.
How We Choose What to Review
By quality and word-of-mouth staying power, not release-week hype. Some reviews here cover decades-old titles that never got their due the first time around; others cover whatever came out this month. The only filter is whether we think a film is genuinely worth recommending — new and old sit side by side for exactly that reason.
How We Rate
Every review carries two numbers. Ears, out of 5, are the overall verdict on the film itself — five ears is a genuine favorite, under three means we'd point you somewhere else. Worth Your Time, out of 100%, is a different question: how confident we are you won't regret hitting play tonight specifically, which factors in runtime and pacing alongside quality. A three-hour epic can earn five ears and still land a modest Worth Your Time score on a Tuesday night — both numbers can be true at once, and that's the point of tracking them separately.
No Sponsored Reviews
Every review on this site is our own honest opinion. We don't accept payment for a review or for where it appears, and we're not shy about saying so.
Corrections & Feedback
If a fact in a review is wrong, or there's a film you think deserves a look, the Contact page is the place to say so.