Shark Attack 3: Megalodon is another addition to our section Movies so bad that they are good. Shot in Bulgaria, it features outrageous scenes, dialogues and acting feats worthy of Academy Awards.Shark Attack 3 It also holds some of the world records in the bad movie competitions. First prize for the BEST MOVIE PICK UP LINE EVER and BEST COMBINATION OF DIFFERENT SHOTS PUT TOGETHER. I think that the whole cast was paid off by Colgate or some dentists, because they are grinning and smiling all the time. It’s not enough that we have to look at shark teeth but we have to look at theirs too. In recent years we have seen many movies trying to be intentionally bad like the fucking Sharknado. Shark Attack 3 is an honest effort and it deserves this attention. They were really trying to make a movie about giant killer sharks and you feel that they are doing their best.

Next we have a guy fishing, and that shot is combined with archive footage of some big fish. I’m guessing when they first figured out that they do not have to shoot their own scenes of sharks or sea, they said my god this is a gold mine, so get used to seeing National Geographic shots of sharks combined with movie footage. The boat is at full throttle, and then there’s the shot of our main guy sitting and just chillin’ in an anchored boat. And then there is that strange boat steering wheel, because the more you turn it to the left or to the right the faster the boat goes. The list goes on and on, but that’s the beauty of this movie, there are so many things left up to you to discover. A fucking masterpiece.

Director: David Worth

Cast: John Barrowman, Jenny McShane, Ryan Cutrona, Bashar Rahal, George Stanchev

Fun Facts: Filming Locations: Sofia, Bulgaria

IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313597/

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